real girls eat processed mexican food.

best decision i made all day: eating taco bell for breakfast.

worst decision i made all day: eating taco bell for breakfast.

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post script: once upon a time, my friend stephanie told me, “i want to set you up with my friend. his name is burrito.”

huh.…ummm.…uhhh….okay.

although i never dated him and only ever met him once for about 11 minutes, i almost wanted to reply with a resounding “yes, please. where do i sign?” just so i could have the opportunity to drop a “hey, this is my boyfriend, burrito” at weddings and family reunions.

i mean, how seriously awesome would that really be.