but i’m a little busy being this:
staring at this:
while doing a moderate amount of this:
before ending the day with this:
but feel free to check back a little later when i tell you about the time [like yesterday] that i fell off the top of the refrigerator while holding a pelican statue.
it was pretty awesome.
and it’s on video.
because why wouldn’t it be.
Location: not at work.