i’m pretty much completely ignoring you.

but i’m a little busy being this:

staring at this:

while doing a moderate amount of this:

before ending the day with this:

but feel free to check back a little later when i tell you about the time [like yesterday] that i fell off the top of the refrigerator while holding a pelican statue.

it was pretty awesome.

and it’s on video.

because why wouldn’t it be.

 

 

Location: not at work.