so once upon a time (as in 2.5 years ago), i was given a pair of Tiffany champagne flutes.
wrapped up perfectly in that blue box with the adorning white ribbon, they have sat. and sat. and sat . . . and sat.
afraid to open the box and actually make use of such a gift, i think i was intimidated by these fine pieces of stemware. like "oh, i should wait to pull these out for when i have a fancy dinner party" . . . or . . . "i'll use those the next time an anniversay or special holiday comes around" . . .
well, people. i opened the box.
really, it was like ripping off a band-aid. because just as soon as i had oh so carefully taken the flutes out of their delicate foam packaging and rinsed them ever so gingerly in mild soap and water, did i realze:
IT'S A CHAMPAGNE FLUTE!
it a'int a liver or a heart or any other precious organ that i am rushing to the nearest hospital for transplant! it's glass! albeit very beautiful, nevermind expensive, glass. IT'S JUST GLASS! and no, i will NOT use them on nights when i feel like dancing on the coffee table, but i WILL USE THEM nonetheless.
why is that blue box so intimidating?!
oh, tiffany.
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Mar 11, 2010 |
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2 comments:
Yea!!!! I did that for so long too with some candlesticks we got for our wedding...now I'm like, whatev...they have wax dripped all over them and def. need to be cleaned. But, now, having them out and used, it's like they've lived the life they were meant to live!!
EXACTLY!!!!!!! i almost felt like i should throw a liberation party in their honor.
girls and their damn blue boxes.
scheesh!
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