WARNING: CONFESSION OF RIDICULOUS QUANTITIES TO FOLLOW
i'm gonna give you the nutshell version because elaborating on this truth i am about to disclose is far too embarrassing and shameful.
on the way home from my friend's house earlier tonight, my partner-in-crime and i made a devastating wrong turn. not once. no no no. once was not enough. we made it twice.
our friends live seven minutes from my house. it's one straight shot from point A to point B. i can almost drive the route blindfolded and with my hands tied behind my back.
for some unforsaken reason, at 10:30pm i should add, this oh so very simple route was crowded with roadblocks we somehow found impossible to avoid. i'm blaming it on the black hole which we will refer to as "late night" (or late night for a tuesday, anyway). blaming it on that and a severe blockage in the common sense area of our brains.
wrong turn #1: into Burger King
wrong turn #2: into McDonald's
see? i told you there was no need to elaborate.
say it a'int so.
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Mar 10, 2010 |
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2 comments:
well, that makes perfect sense. I mean, for the first wrong turn you would need the burger, and the second is for the fries. Totally with ya...are you pregnant?!
no, definitely not pregnant! Burger King ran out of milk shakes which was a serious problem for my instigating passenger (this was ALL his idea), but the 2nd wrong turn also did result in fries....which was NOT part of the original BK plan....ugh.
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