mom knows best.

in a poorly edited, only moderately enticing trailer for the upcoming season of The Hills (i half-heartedly recommend setting your DVRs immediately. you certainly aren't gonna want to miss a split second of this), trainwreck Heidi Montag is seen having a deep moment with her mom that goes a little something like this:

Heidi: So, you're saying I'm not pretty?

Heidi's mom: Well, I just thought you looked a lot better before you went and had your face rearranged and stapled back together in a feline contortion.

Heidi: {insert tears here}

but it gets better.

at the end of the trailer, you see trainwreck Heidi semi-crying (and i say "semi" because real tears are hard to come by when your face is frozen and your tear ducts are now situated in your abdomen) and saying the following:

I just never thought I'd be getting a divorce.

Really?? You mean you actually thought that d-bag psycomaniac loser you married was a purebred stallion with a golden heart and a real brain inside his skull? Ohhhh, that's right, you were wearing earmuffs the day they taught Relationship 101 in middleschool.

Note to Heidi: a broken heart will heal. a broken face, not so much.

yeah, i'd be crying too.